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A gun is at your head

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He asks a single question, and you must answer.
Ara Ara or Onii-Chan?
Here is your hint: Neither is correct.
What will you say to save yourself?

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cclown22 5y
"Neither"
- Rellek 5y
  you die
vxz 5y
I activate pot of greed
- Rellek 5y
  He hesitates but you die
  
  vxz 5y
  vxz 5y
  @Rellek
- dema1239 5y
  But what does it do?
Doom 5y
"Its not like we're blood related or anything."
- Rellek 5y
  You are shot out of fear. you die
UserChecksOut 5y
why not both?
- Rellek 5y
  You're tortured to death. You die
Removed 5y
"It's not like I like you or anything"
- Rellek 5y
  He blushes and accidently pulls the trigger. You die but get a proper burial
vxz 5y
i thought you had a pistol not an smg...
- Rellek 5y
  Your corpse is shot again out of spite.
wrx 5y
i like trains
- Rellek 5y
  He laughs a hearty laugh then promptly shoots you. Your death is quick. You die
Hanabi 5y
ara ara
- Rellek 5y
  you die
Doom 5y
"If you shoot me, Komi will never get an anime adaptation."
- Rellek 5y
  "Nice try" he says. He pulls out a sword and cuts your head clean off
- foreverygoodmorning 5y
  Man I would shoot a thousand times
vxz 5y
****points wand and says "Avada Kedavra"
- Rellek 5y
  He sighs. He pulls out your dead corpse again and shoots it out of spite. You are unrecognizable now.
  
  vxz 5y
  he should be dead
  Rellek 5y
  omae wa mou shinderu
  vxz 5y
  Baka
Removed 5y
I'm trying to edit this message to make op look stupid here but it's not working
- Rellek 5y
  He comes close and whispers into your ear: no u
  you die
Pastorelli 5y
"If I die, No Game No Life and Hunter x Hunter will never even have a chance at a season 2."
- Rellek 5y
  "That doesn't mean the source material won't continue on. I am a great reader" He gloats.
  you die.
  
  Pastorelli 5y
  damn, I really thought I had a chance
annabna 5y
"you wanna talk? you must be lonely."
- Rellek 5y
  "I am very mentally stable but thank you for asking!" you die
  
  annabna 5y
  awe :(
jousuke 5y
'if you want to know the secret of how to get 4 testicles, you better not shoot me'
- annabna 5y
  who said he don't got 4 already?
  jousuke 5y
- Rellek 5y
  He spares you no words and promptly shoots you. you die
  
  jousuke 5y
  ilca 5y
Dreamville 5y
"Look your waifu is right behind you !", while you look away, you get punched and I take your gun
- Rellek 5y
  It doesn't work. "Nice try, girls don't exist." He says. you die
luisdabest 5y
"Ok boomer"
- Rellek 5y
  You die
Warzyan 5y
"I, Lelouch vi Britannia command you, DIE"
- Rellek 5y
  sorry but
  
  Since you killed me you are given a proper burial for. you die
  
  Warzyan 5y
  Dang, I thought I had you there XD.
YagiKo 5y
... Heh, forgive me...

I then proceed to teleport behind him
*Whispers: but your waifu is shit
- Rellek 5y
  "Thats it? You teleported behind me just to talk shit about my waifu? Damn." He says before nonchalantly turning around and shooting you. you die
  
  YagiKo 5y
  We all know nihon blades melt steel bullets, but I shall concede and quietly resurrect as my master has not given me permission to go all out
MrHatz4Patz 5y
I trigger the hidden mechanism in my coat that causes a pistol to shoot myself in the head before he can do anything. Because fuck him, the only person who's taking me out is me.
- Rellek 5y
  I use your body for target practice to relieve stress.
  
  MrHatz4Patz 5y
  Why the fuck do I care, I'm already dead bitch.
  Not like you can bring me back to life to kill me again.
  Rellek 5y
  The whole point is to try to outsmart the murderer to live. Giving up in the face of challenge shows cowardice. Your name is used as an insult in future generations.
  annabna 5y
  honestly why couldn't you use your "hidden mechanism" to shoot him instead of you lmao
  MrHatz4Patz 5y
  I'm flexing on the shooter by taking their kill from them.
  
  Edit: Oh, also it allows me to just get up and leave the room a good hour or two once the killer has left. Because it's a lot easier to fake getting shot in the face when I'm the one doing the shooting ;)
  MrHatz4Patz 5y
  But I get to live on in the hearts and minds of everyone here, for being the only one with the guts to take myself out before you could.
Removed 5y
Which one has the better thighs?
- Rellek 5y
  "Thighs are minuscule when compared to the soul." He says before shooting you. you die
  
  Removed 5y
  a, kof koff, woman's soul.... is on display in her thighs dies
  Rellek 5y
  He hears your last words and is moved. "To the very end he truly believed in the power of thighs." He mutters to himself. You are given a proper burial.
AmVeryPizzaTired 5y
i have the zac efron mouse pad
i can tell you where it is if you let me live
- Rellek 5y
  "I have no idea who that is...." He says before shooting you. you die
tcndi 5y
um chile anyways so, you gon shoot me yet or?
- Rellek 5y
  "yea" He says. you die
Removed 5y
I use mask to become vampire so i can't die
- Rellek 5y
  "A shame." He says before instantly appearing behind you and shouting: KONO DIO DA and punching a hole through your chest.
  
  Removed 5y
  Plot twist it was ultimate form mask
Removed 5y
"Are you testing my determination? Don't worry, for I won't be deterred! The answer is, of course, 'Onii-chan'."
- Rellek 5y
  He screams in elation: "YES YES YOU ARE CORRECT!" for a few minutes before finally settling down. He then wears a serious expression: "For answering correctly, I give you a choice:"
  
  Join me or die.
  
  How do you respond?
  Removed 5y
  "Ara Ara! So I was correct after all! I'll gladly accept your offer, and never ever think of the possibility of a trap, that you are just lying and making me trust you so that you can stab my back at the right time! Such possibilities will never occur to such a humble person such as myself!"
  
  "I-I-I'LL JOIN!!!"
  Rellek 5y
  "Very good." He says with glee. At the last second you realized my sinister grin but the second you take the weapon.... you die
  
  Removed 5y
  Awww... :-(
Hunkymunky5 5y
"Wanna join the Light Music Club?"
- Rellek 5y
  "I will never be as good a piano player as Tsumugi Kotobuki so why bother?" He says depressingly as he unloads his entire clip into you.
vxz 5y
"Look a catgirl!"
- Rellek 5y
  I will grind your bones to dust mix it in with flour bake a cake with it and prove to the world that the cake is in fact a lie.
  vxz 5y
  atleast i didnt get shot this time so i see this as an absolute win
planetJane 5y
oh wait I know this one, you say "yellow paper" and it gives you a swirlie which is gross but at least you don't die
- Rellek 5y
  "I have no idea what you're talking about...." He says and shoots you. you die
  
  planetJane 5y
  aw man
Removed 5y
wouldn't be the first time
- Rellek 5y
  you die
Iceawhite 5y
I tell him, "hey, hey shooter, hey shooter"
"what?" he responds
"knife" I exclaim as he is cut in half by a comically large kitchen knife
- Rellek 5y
  "You know damn well that a comically large kitchen knife would be too heavy for a shut-in like you to lift." He says. you die
WeeabooColin 5y
"Ara Ara Onii-Chan, that's quite the big glock you have there."
- Removed 5y
  Being ignored is worse than being shot honestly
  
  you deserve it tho
  WeeabooColin 5y
  Can't even get the sweet release of death
- Rellek 5y
  Sorry @WeeabooColin I guess I skipped yours.
  "I am pleased that you think my glock is big but I prefer cock and ball torture." He says very monotonically. you die

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