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← darkroomʕ -`ᴥ-'´ʔ
Premiss I saw a couple of tests like this some times but people tend to separate in levels and we're not all the same type of weeabo! So I added weeabo perks and re-created it with the points system, so you can calculate your weeabo level with no problems ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ ... I know I know, thank me later, the world really needed this.
With that said, the meta of points is not perfectly balanced, I tried to balance it a bit and seems to give decent results, after all we're here to play so don't take this too seriously and have fun! I might do a better version in the future, right now, I don't feel like it. ಥ_ಥ
How to calculate 
Just add points up and then see what depressing human being you have become in these years! All the results are at the end of the post. This might take a while, will it be worth it? Absolutely not.
Why? Why not? Plus you can grab one of the banners I made and show if off in your profile even if they are absolute trash! WORK IN PROGRESS
Last time I ate noodles. 
I was in France 2 years ago and bought instant noodles in a 24/7 mini-market at 3A.M. with no dinner, they only had spicy fish flavor left (that is practically smashed sea shells + sand and mud flavor) but I didn't care I was hungry.
I ate them in the hotel room using the water boiler you're supposed to use for tea.
It was one of the best noodle I ever ate, 10/10 would do it again, my stomach disagrees.
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POINTS__
Noob stuff （ ^_^) Every Anime you saw gives you 1 point each
Every Manga you read gives you 2 points each
Merch and content (∩｀-')⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ You own some merch +10 points
You own a lot of merch +30 points
You really own too much merch you get -5 points
(because you don't deserve it give it to me)
You watch your favorite anime clips daily +10 points
You have 5+ favorite AMVs +20 points
You watched more than 900 anime +10 points bonus
You gain: no life weeabo perk
Hentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You watch hentai +30 points
You watch hentai for the plot +10 points bonus
You gain: man of culture perk
You know where this is from +20 points "everything else is irrelevant"
You read hentai +60 points
Personal section (._.) You stink +40 points
You gain: stinky weeabo perk
You are more comfortable talking to people online than irl +30 points
You spam people with your weeaboness +20 points
You gain: proud weeabo perk
You speak adding japanese words +40 points
You went to Japan +100 points
You play Mudae +50 points (so you probably don't have friends anymore)
You have friends -30 points
You really have friends -20 points bonus
You gain: impossible weeabo perk
Health (ಠ‿ಠ) You read fanfictions +20 points
If you write fanfictions, just why bro stop? No points for you.
If your phone photo gallery is upholstered by anime/manga screenshots +20 points
If you rarely use your phone because your life is 99% lived inside your gaming PC +30 points
You eat instant noodles almost daily without worrying about consequences +30 points
You gain: fearless weeabo perk
You love instant noodles but you eat them rarely +20 points
You gain: responsible weeabo perk
Wholesome section (◕‿‿◕)づ If you like sushi +50 points because sushi doesn't judge, only loves
You gain: sushi lover perk
If you play Apex Legends +5 points because I also play Apex Legends (no questions)
You deserve this life, here take +10 points :)
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RESULTS__
What now?
Add everything now, of course it is tedious but we can do it, I know you can!
I suggest to make total in each category and then add everything in the end or simply add numbers in the phone calculator.
0-99 NOT A WEEABO You just started your journey, you don't even deserve to be here go away. JK check the challenges on AniList forums or search for them, things like "100 days of anime" they're fun to do.
100-199 NOOB WEEABO You are noob but growing fast, you might want to stink a bit to raise your points.
200-299 PRO WEEABO You at the same level as me and that's not good. We really are at the hell's gates, one more step and you can't turn back.
300-499 ANIME TIDDIES ENJOYER WEEABO 
You are into anime we get it! We get it! Now take your nude Aqua action figure back in your room and don't come out please. If you happen to be inside this level you will instantly start to sweat 150% more, start balding and slow the metabolism by 200%, glory has a price
500-899 FUTA LOVER WEEABO 
You can now run for CEO of Animes but you will not win. You started the election as a way to impersonating Light Yagami and be a master mind but all this exist only in your head and you're at a lolicon convention.
800-1199 MASTER WEEABO 
You evolved to the final form, your body is so fatigued by being you that you started to take into question if you should touch your own titties to get horny. Everyone can sense your presence miles away due to your scent, you gain the odor just by being in the MASTER WEEABO tier, you are automatically the most expert in the room about everything. とても残念です。GG.
1200+ WEEABO GOD 
あなたの素晴らしさを表現する言葉がありません。このリストでこのようなつまらない仕事をしたことをお許しください。ここで、私の尊厳をすべて奪ってください。
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Turns out I'm a ANIME TIDDIES ENJOYER WEEABO and impossible responsible sushi lover man of culture.
Totaling312 points__. °_°
Is it positive or negative? I don't know, I spent so much time I think I earned the Master Weeabo title just writing this...
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BANNERS__ jokes on you I spent all the time writing and don't have any to make them, okay no I just lack of will at the moment, I'll try to make some after
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ONLY FOR THEIMPOSSIBLE WEEABO__ PERKED PLAYERS
Send this to your friends and see who is the Master Weeaboo!
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Created by @obsence all rights reserved or something like that lol - (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
WHICH LEVEL OF WEEABO ARE YOU? - TEST (with points!) ʕ -`ᴥ-'´ʔ
Just add points up and then see what depressing human being you have become in these years! All the results are at the end of the post. This might take a while, will it be worth it? Absolutely not.
I was in France 2 years ago and bought instant noodles in a 24/7 mini-market at 3A.M. with no dinner, they only had spicy fish flavor left (that is practically smashed sea shells + sand and mud flavor) but I didn't care I was hungry.
I ate them in the hotel room using the water boiler you're supposed to use for tea.
It was one of the best noodle I ever ate, 10/10 would do it again, my stomach disagrees.
You are into anime we get it! We get it! Now take your nude Aqua action figure back in your room and don't come out please. If you happen to be inside this level you will instantly start to sweat 150% more, start balding and slow the metabolism by 200%, glory has a price
You can now run for CEO of Animes but you will not win. You started the election as a way to impersonating Light Yagami and be a master mind but all this exist only in your head and you're at a lolicon convention.
You evolved to the final form, your body is so fatigued by being you that you started to take into question if you should touch your own titties to get horny. Everyone can sense your presence miles away due to your scent, you gain the odor just by being in the MASTER WEEABO tier, you are automatically the most expert in the room about everything. とても残念です。GG.
あなたの素晴らしさを表現する言葉がありません。このリストでこのようなつまらない仕事をしたことをお許しください。ここで、私の尊厳をすべて奪ってください。 
i can tell a lot of people will be getting You stink +40 points
i just wanna comment on how u prob spend more time watching a show then u actually spend on reading the manga. yet it gives u more points if u read the manga.
Rigged!
Manga > Anime tho, also fewer people read manga than watch anime. Example: You :Pepega:
559 points
im a Futa Lover Weeabo
Also i hate myself for doing this. its so rigged T_T
got 447 points, mostly because of how many anime i watched, i don't fit in the other weeb criteria like watching hentai or not taking shower lmaooo
An impossible, proud, anime tiddies enjoying, man of culture.
415
How much point is "you went to Japan" ? Anyway I'm at 553
I'm a noob weeabo with 107 points lmao, gotta watch more anime hahah
06/01/2023: Right now I've got 235 points, which I find kind of crazy
1053 - Responsible, no life, sushi lover Master weeb
Eh.. the irony is I only read manga because I don't have time to watch anime (I also can't stand anime voice acting, but that's another story)
456 points... Anime Tiddies Enjoyer Weeabo.
