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DG2fut · 4y

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me sad so make me laugh

p.s. if someone rickrolls me i swear i'll peel their goddamn skin off

Synocra 4y
the dn joke
Ishanarman 4y
A journalist went to interview a farmer:

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple litres a day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple litres a day.

Interviewer (a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer (now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black ones mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.
- DG2fut 4y
  Pretty sure @MilkAddict's licking his lips seeing all of this potential milk
- Removed 4y
  @Ishanarman
  I don't the understand the joke, please explain.
  DG2fut 4y
  @MilkAddict cows and milk
  
  Ishanarman 4y
  What? u didnt? Its funny. Well, if u didnt understand, I cant actually make u understand. Its how it is
YoungAnimeDoctor 4y
What does the Terminator say right before killing a character in Black Clover?(Not that he'd be able to)

Asta la Vista, Baby
Beazt 4y
Whats your favorite show?

Phineas and Ferb

Who’s your favorite character

Candice

Can deez balls fit in your mouth
- DG2fut 4y
  @BeaztLuvsyou not if i pronounce it CAND-ICE
- Ishanarman 4y
  Good one xd
- EerieLee 4y
  BRUH i legit laugh at this one XD
  Beazt 4y
  @eerielee @ishanarman Appreciate it
  
  @DG2fut This is why your existence is a joke, sorry if i offended you i was jp.
  DG2fut 4y
  @BeaztLuvsyou i'm just tryna play along xD
  i wouldn't make a thread asking for jokes if i was that sensitive
  Beazt 4y
  @dg2fut
  
  Good to know, im just cautious lol
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Removed 4y
I just drank milk. It's so good, the texture, the taste. How it goes into my mouth and then into my stomach feels so unreal. It feels like I gone to another dimension, like I separated myself from reality and all I can think about is milk, milk, milk. I can also feel my soul coming out of my body and then transforming into a ethereal being. I can see everyone, everything in this world and listen to it all when I drink milk. I can also see the universe, space and time itself when I drink milk. Drinking milk also thought me life lessons. So If you haven't drink milk at all, you should really drink it. It's an unforgettable drink that every human should experience.

https://anilist.co/forum/thread/33115/comment/920413
- DG2fut 4y
  that dude's grammar makes me wanna commit bridge jump
Removed 4y
the best joke i know is

my life
- Beazt 4y
  Can’t relate.
  
  Tell me you’re joking ):
  Removed 4y
  ah dw, im joking. my life is going pretty well so far
- DG2fut 4y
  @SushiiWithSoysauce i have a better one
  
  my existence
  Removed 4y
  I have an even better one
  
  me
  Beazt 4y
  Loll
birchtree 4y
this isnt the best one, but im too lazy to type it out fully so instead here's a knock knock joke
someone pls play along

knock knock
- DG2fut 4y
  who's there?
  birchtree 4y
  Doris
  DG2fut 4y
  Doris who?
  birchtree 4y
  doris locked that's why im knocking
  ik its lame, but I like dry humor
  DG2fut 4y
  but mam this is a revolving door
  continue this thread →
  Removed 4y
  DORIS YOU
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TadomiK 4y
a skeleton enters a bar and asks for a beer and a mop
- Beazt 4y
  Im dead
killsubaru 4y
If there are more suicidal people in the world there will be less suicidal people
- DG2fut 4y
  How's this a joke? Its pure faxx
- Beazt 4y
  I am so confused
Suryansh2421 4y
this always gets me
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO-cLvENtqn/
- DG2fut 4y
  Suryansh2421 4y
  I am bored
  Suryansh2421 4y
  where are you from
  Suryansh2421 4y
  btw what's that big toxic comment about did you hit him with a car or something
morgan 4y
@DG2fut
https://anilist.co/activity/232187224
- DG2fut 4y
  @crackheadakira say your final goodbyes to ur precious skin
- DimasRMDO 4y
jherrera1021 4y
ur mom
- DG2fut 4y
  classic
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- DG2fut 4y
  @Ky1x u look like Lee Gandhi to me
  
  Lee Gandhi's nuts
R1ZE 4y
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/20477373295462831
- DG2fut 4y
  sorry i'm too scared of clicking links now
  could u just tell me the joke?
  R1ZE 4y
  Yes
  
  DG2fut 4y
  nice try but this doesn't count
  R1ZE 4y
  yeah
Girl 4y
Girl pee standing up while she on skirt
- DG2fut 4y
  Wait, girls pee?
  Girl 4y
  girl pee while standing
  DG2fut 4y
  phew for a moment there i thought u were suggesting that girls actually pee (which they clearly don't)
  Girl 4y
  ya