sloth cause I'm a lazy piece of shit

a mf goat

I'd say a cat

i need a buzzfeed quiz to find out or something
i'd go for a cat though

turtle

Blue Whale

Hercules Beetle

Lion

Dog, cause I’m always in heat

I would be an Owl, probably.

Wolf

Cool thread, anyways here’s a brownie recipe:

Ingrediants
salted butter
eggs
white sugar
flour
cocoa powder

Steps
1.Kick the tires and light the fires and preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
2.Melt the butter in a pot, remove from the heat and stir in the white sugar. Once that is combined, mix in your cocoa.
3.Add in your eggs then add in the vanilla. If you are using chocolate chips instead
of chocolate chunks, you can mix in the 2/3 of a cup after the eggs are thoroughly
combined into the mix.
4.Once all that is mixed very, very well, add in your flour and barely stir it in. Just
barely.
5.Line a 9×9 pan with parchment paper or grease it really well with butter.
6.Bake at 350 degrees for 30-40 minutes, until the brownies pull away from the edges slightly. Cool the brownies.

a badger

Parrot. I'm talkative and annoying

probably an axolotl, theyre a vibe

an ant coz I like be stepped on

why do u all be so negative about yourselves

Jellyfish

Surely a cat.
Sleeping, eating, living at night

A carcal because floppa is literally me

Monke

either a caterpillar or a mole cricket :)

Orca to make my existence everyone's problem

I'd be any type of cat.

Racoon

Big fucking snail

a frog, i think i can make the croaking sound pretty accurately. and there is a video of me and my friends heavily intoxicated where i interrupt and say "make your furry sound go". everyone groans in disappointment as i start to make frog noises and crack tf up. so yeah a frog :)

I would like to say something cool like a snow leopard but I'd probably be a bat. I'm most active during the evening, my movements are erratic and usually come in a quick series of spasms. My diet usually consists of snacking on dozens of small junk foods before crashing similarly to how bats consume hundreds of moths in the span of about an hour before crawling back to their dens.

or some kind of squirrel cos I'm always foraging for food

This mf

Check out this video and tell me you don't wanna be like him...

definitelly a raccoon. fits my vibe.